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Oyster Boy – Etymology

















Oyster Boy is Zach LaMalfa and it’s really fucking awesome. Someone on described it as like Bob Dylan meets Titus Andronicus meets Casiotone For The Painfully Alone and thats a better description than anything I can say why am I still writing. also worth noting, when he sent me the album art, he also sent “lots of kisses” because zach is a nice person

Some real boner jamz right here, Laserdisc Visions is the elevator music for the elevator to the 4th dimension. remember the loading music for all yr Dreamcast/N64/SNES games, this is it. basically if that Ford & Lopatin album was better and more Japanese informercial-esque. ok bye enjoy have sex to this

Michael Jordan – Joe Canary EP

My friend’s brother used to play in this band a few years ago. They play a wild and messy mix of DIY punk, hardcore, sludge and 90’s noise rock. The song “Pushing Canada To Alaska” sounds like a sludgier Titus Andronicus kinda I dont know. I think I included their demo and a split they did but I’m not really sure. This probably is the wrong artwork, I don’t know. Just listen to Michael Jordan

Apart – Only Transitions

I saw Apart open for Empire! Empire! (I Was A Lonely Estate) and The Reptilian back in March and if Empire Empire wasn’t so perfect, Apart would have completely stolen the show. If you like screamo or hardcore in the vein of Touche Amore or Modern Life Is War, then you will love Apart as much as I do. Plus they were really nice guys and put on a super energetic show, so make sure to support them. This EP is better than the new Touche album. THERE I SAID IT

If you are apprehensive for some reason, you can listen on their Bandcamp

Anika – Anika

this has been out a while and been around the web a few times, but if you havent heard it yet then fuck you now is the time. apparently this was released back in december but otherwise this would be one of the few great albums of this year. released on stones throw (+), her voice sounds like Nico (++) and its really dubby and Public Image Ltd.-esque in some ways (+++). also she made this with geoff barrow of portishead (+)!!!!! also includes a brilliant cover of The Kinks (+)!!!!!!!!!!!!

Supreme Cool Beings – Survival Of The Coolest

first release on K Records. heather lewis of beat happening (<3 ❤ <3) is a member so you kno its good rly rare shit rite here

Yaphet Kotto – The Killer Was In The Government Blankets

really mathy screamo/emo/hardcore. one of my favorites. srsly underrated too czech it out